Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

ficcyshit:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

Here’s a link to a numerated list of all known pokemon (check the Ndex column-the Sdex refreshes each generation).

uck

heichou-in-a-flower-cr0wn:

attackonromney:

SoMEonE MAdE A dUBBeD VErSiON oF tHE GIFsEt AbOuT LigHT GIVInG SwIMMIng LEsSOnS I cRY

OMG YESS

3 MONTH RT SPONSORSHIP GIVEAWAY

missdiddlez:

I pledged for the Lazer Team RT and got a 3 sponsorship as a perk, but as i already have a sponsorship ill be giving it away to anyone who reblogs this

no need to follow me bc it’ll be for all RT fans out there (but idk im pretty rad soooo)

this will end August 29th at 10 PM EST

(which is in about 24 hours)

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

mayorblythe:

So kairucrossing and I have been playing ACNL together for a few months now, and I have gained over 300 lovely followers since creating my blog; mayorblythe. Kyle has also gained several hundred followers, but that is because he is such a cool guy. 


So to celebrate the lovely fandom that has shown us so much love over the past few months, we are combining forces to host an amazingly super-duper WiFi session where there will be 6(six) winners! Such fabulous prizes awaiting those that enter! So let’s not waste anymore of your time with my sob stories! Get to it Blythe!
All six winners will WiFi with Kyle and I for an hour or so. There will be two 1st place winners, two 2nd place winners, and two 3rd place winners. 
The two 1st Place winners will receive~
• 10million bells (in royal crowns. It’s easier to transport). • A cute Crown.• Throwing Beans.• A newspaper print hat.• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, a random ice cream.• Toy Hammer.• Complete golden tool set (yes includes slingshot as well).• Baskets of all perfect fruits . • Choice of wet suit (currently have the black, green or striped).• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.²• Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC.• Random gifts throughout the time we are playing. • Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.
The two 2nd Place winners will receive~
• 5million bells (in royal crowns).• A newspaper print hat.• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, random ice cream.• Complete silver tool set (includes slingshot).• Baskets of all perfect fruits. • Choice of wet suit (colors mentioned above).• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.²• Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC.• Random gifts throughout the time we are playing. • Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.
The two 3rd Place winners will receive~
• 1million bells (in actual bells).• A royal crown.• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, random ice cream. • Baskets of all perfect fruits.• Choice of wet suit (colors mentioned above).• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.² • Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC. • Random gifts throughout the time we are playing.• Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.
²The landscaping package is the same for all and includes~ 10 fertilizer, 2 random colors of each bush start (holly, azaleas, hibiscus, hydrangea, sweet olive), 2 saplings, 2 cedar saplings, 2 blue, gold, black, and pink roses, 2 red, pink and white carnations, and 1 lucky clover 
Now for the boring yet essential part: The rules~
• Like and reblog for two entries. You may reply to the giveaway post for a third entry! Commenting with a reblog does not count as a reply. That text will be deleted. • You must be following both kairucrossing and mayorblythe. • This Giveaway will End at Midnight on September 30th. (12:00 AM Central Standard Time).Kyle will send an ask to the winners on September 30th, they will have 24 hours to respond or he will begin the drawing process over accordingly • First place winners will need to be available the evening of November 1st.• Second place winners will need to be available the evening of November 2nd. • Third place winners will need to be available the evening of November 3rd.• Kyle will use Random.org to draw the winners, first to draw the 1st place, then a draw for 2nd place, and then a draw for 3rd place.
• The winners will have 24-hours to reply to the ask that Kyle sends out. If there is no reply withing the allotted time, A new winner will be drawn in their spot.
Good luck cuties! We hope you enjoy our giveaway that we’re working very hard on!
  If you have any questions, please ask kairucrossing. You’re totally welcome to ask mayorblythe, but Kyle has much more free time due to his recovery time off from work.

mayorblythe:

So kairucrossing and I have been playing ACNL together for a few months now, and I have gained over 300 lovely followers since creating my blog; mayorblythe. Kyle has also gained several hundred followers, but that is because he is such a cool guy. 

So to celebrate the lovely fandom that has shown us so much love over the past few months, we are combining forces to host an amazingly super-duper WiFi session where there will be 6(six) winners! Such fabulous prizes awaiting those that enter! So let’s not waste anymore of your time with my sob stories! Get to it Blythe!

All six winners will WiFi with Kyle and I for an hour or so. There will be two 1st place winners, two 2nd place winners, and two 3rd place winners. 

The two 1st Place winners will receive~


• 10million bells (in royal crowns. It’s easier to transport).
• A cute Crown.
• Throwing Beans.
• A newspaper print hat.
• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, a random ice cream.
• Toy Hammer.
• Complete golden tool set (yes includes slingshot as well).
• Baskets of all perfect fruits .
• Choice of wet suit (currently have the black, green or striped).
• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.²
• Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC.
• Random gifts throughout the time we are playing.
• Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.

The two 2nd Place winners will receive~


• 5million bells (in royal crowns).
• A newspaper print hat.
• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, random ice cream.
• Complete silver tool set (includes slingshot).
• Baskets of all perfect fruits.
• Choice of wet suit (colors mentioned above).
• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.²
• Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC.
• Random gifts throughout the time we are playing.
• Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.

The two 3rd Place winners will receive~


• 1million bells (in actual bells).
• A royal crown.
• Streetpass items: bubble wand, tweeter, random balloon, random ice cream.
• Baskets of all perfect fruits.
• Choice of wet suit (colors mentioned above).
• A landscaping package that will be expanded upon below.²
 • Mystery prizes that include: GracieGracie fashions, rare furniture set pieces, fabulous DLC.
• Random gifts throughout the time we are playing.
• Time on the Island to tour, we will also purchase you gifts while on the island.

²The landscaping package is the same for all and includes~ 10 fertilizer, 2 random colors of each bush start (holly, azaleas, hibiscus, hydrangea, sweet olive), 2 saplings, 2 cedar saplings, 2 blue, gold, black, and pink roses, 2 red, pink and white carnations, and 1 lucky clover 

Now for the boring yet essential part: The rules~

• Like and reblog for two entries. You may reply to the giveaway post for a third entry! Commenting with a reblog does not count as a reply. That text will be deleted.
• You must be following both kairucrossing and mayorblythe.
This Giveaway will End at Midnight on September 30th. (12:00 AM Central Standard Time).
Kyle will send an ask to the winners on September 30th, they will have 24 hours to respond or he will begin the drawing process over accordingly
First place winners will need to be available the evening of November 1st.
• Second place winners will need to be available the evening of November 2nd.
Third place winners will need to be available the evening of November 3rd.
• Kyle will use Random.org to draw the winners, first to draw the 1st place, then a draw for 2nd place, and then a draw for 3rd place.

• The winners will have 24-hours to reply to the ask that Kyle sends out. If there is no reply withing the allotted time, A new winner will be drawn in their spot.

Good luck cuties! We hope you enjoy our giveaway that we’re working very hard on!


  If you have any questions, please ask kairucrossing. You’re totally welcome to ask mayorblythe, but Kyle has much more free time due to his recovery time off from work.

animeadult:

for-transmen:

If you’ve been looking to bind, whether you’re transgender, non-binary, or a cosplayer, you’ve probably come across binders like these on Ebay, Amazon, or AliExpress. Usually they’re called E.V.A, SHO, Whatwears, or Ancient Fish King brands, all of which are apparently, interchangeable with each other. Ross is here to tell you that these chest binders are not much of a step up from ace bandages, which in case you hadn’t known already, are the worst thing you can do to bind your chest. So here’s the run down, from least bad to worst.

First off, the sellers are usually misinformed about why someone would use a chest binder is needed just from how they title them. Why would Lesbians want a chest binder (outside of cosplay?)? I don’t know, but most of these listings have lesbian in the name, suggesting that chest binders are for girls, not men or nonbinary. This right there should be a warning sign of a company that doesn’t know what they are doing.

The strapless binders’ model is wearing the wrong size for their chest. Their breast is popping out over the top of the binder, and I can personally say that with that binder, it is very, very, painful if you have a larger chest. After about 20 minutes, bruising and chaffing will occur, especially to those with larger chests or are heavier. In the worst case scenario, the breast will rip or pop as if it were cut with a knife.

Look at the materials used. These chest binders do not have any or enough stretchy material in them. Elastic or spandex is the best. On the ones that do have spandex, they don’t mention how much there is in the binder. This is an enormous, bright, flashing sign that the binder is NOT safe. Just how bad is it? Ace bandages likely have more elastic than these binders do, and the ace bandages can still kill you if they don’t maim you. A binder is supposed to stretch, be easily manipulated, and you must be able to take a full breath in them. I’ve bought and used two different types binders from Ebay not knowing any better, and I could barely take a breath at all. I did get larger and larger sizes, and with the same result. Putting it simply, their binders could be falling off of you because they are too big and still would not be safe. 
Now I can’t show you in a picture about the next part, but what’s probably the worst about these binders is that their ‘binding’ material goes all the way around the binder. Your binder should NOT have this unless it is made to correct back posture. Sports bras can, but that is better for again, correcting back posture. So not only will you be binding your chest, but you’ll be binding your ribs, back, and shoulders as well. This can warp them and damage the tissue. 
So what does a good binder look like? I’m going to use the binder I’ve had the best experience with as an example. The Ultimate Chest Binder Tank by underworks. I’ve bought two of these as I’ve needed them, I wore out my old one after a year and a half of use daily including at work.
So, straight off from the site, we know this seller is knowledgeable about their target audience. Chest binders are under the men’s section and you never see the word lesbian on any of them. The only thing marked for women under the chest binder section is a sports bra, put there because transgender men often use them for working out.

The information section on the binder isn’t just two or three lines, it’s a whole paragraph. What is this binder made of? Medical grade 70% nylon and 30% spandex knit. It says it right there and is readily available information, you don’t have to dig through the seller’s ads for cheap wholesale jewelry in the description to find it. The listing also tells us how much of each material is used, information you must have when buying a chest binder. My personal rule of thumb? If it’s under 20% spandex or elastic, it’s trash. Our listing also tells us how to put the binder on, rather than making you struggle to figure it out on your own. Size chart and customer reviews are readily available on the listing and not buried under ads for other unrelated merchandise. 

Also from looking at the binder’s pictures, the front and back of the binder is made differently; the front is thicker and non transparent while the back can bee seen through a bit and is thin in comparison. This is because the front of the binder is made to compress and bind the chest and the back of the binder is not. All the binding is in the front, support in the back. 
Please, know the difference between an unsafe binder and a safe one. Save your money and avoid ones found on ebay. Can’t afford a binder still? There are programs for people who cannot buy one on their own or it is unsafe for them to buy one. One such I know of is the In a Bind program, they have fantastic service if a bit slow delivery time. Remember, this program is only for transgender men and nonbinary, cosplayers will have to go elsewhere or outright buy a binder.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
i’m sorry i don’t usually comment on posts but i keep trying to tell people this over and over again and a lot of the time nobody listens (hopefully they will now because this is an excellently constructed post)
an ebay binder pushed in one of my ribs and i barely wore it for any time at all (just less than an hour for convenience in my own backyard) because i knew it was bad but it seriously injured me that quickly.
the biggest problem is most people who give these things positive reviews have NEVER HAD A SAFE, PROPER BINDER BEFORE. therefore those positive reviews cannot be trusted! they don’t know how an actual binder is supposed to feel.
this is why i urge people not to include cheap ebay binders in their giveaways, especially. it’s not a game and it doesn’t matter how “safe” you are when using them or how well you advise people- they are NOT SAFE.
don’t harm people by trying to make it seem like it’s okay just because you want a couple more followers or to give something away because it’s cheap.

animeadult:

for-transmen:

If you’ve been looking to bind, whether you’re transgender, non-binary, or a cosplayer, you’ve probably come across binders like these on Ebay, Amazon, or AliExpress. Usually they’re called E.V.A, SHO, Whatwears, or Ancient Fish King brands, all of which are apparently, interchangeable with each other. Ross is here to tell you that these chest binders are not much of a step up from ace bandages, which in case you hadn’t known already, are the worst thing you can do to bind your chest. So here’s the run down, from least bad to worst.

Why is a chest binder for a lesbian?

First off, the sellers are usually misinformed about why someone would use a chest binder is needed just from how they title them. Why would Lesbians want a chest binder (outside of cosplay?)? I don’t know, but most of these listings have lesbian in the name, suggesting that chest binders are for girls, not men or nonbinary. This right there should be a warning sign of a company that doesn’t know what they are doing.

It's too tight!

The strapless binders’ model is wearing the wrong size for their chest. Their breast is popping out over the top of the binder, and I can personally say that with that binder, it is very, very, painful if you have a larger chest. After about 20 minutes, bruising and chaffing will occur, especially to those with larger chests or are heavier. In the worst case scenario, the breast will rip or pop as if it were cut with a knife.

These materials are not good

Look at the materials used. These chest binders do not have any or enough stretchy material in them. Elastic or spandex is the best. On the ones that do have spandex, they don’t mention how much there is in the binder. This is an enormous, bright, flashing sign that the binder is NOT safe. Just how bad is it? Ace bandages likely have more elastic than these binders do, and the ace bandages can still kill you if they don’t maim you. A binder is supposed to stretch, be easily manipulated, and you must be able to take a full breath in them. I’ve bought and used two different types binders from Ebay not knowing any better, and I could barely take a breath at all. I did get larger and larger sizes, and with the same result. Putting it simply, their binders could be falling off of you because they are too big and still would not be safe. 

Now I can’t show you in a picture about the next part, but what’s probably the worst about these binders is that their ‘binding’ material goes all the way around the binder. Your binder should NOT have this unless it is made to correct back posture. Sports bras can, but that is better for again, correcting back posture. So not only will you be binding your chest, but you’ll be binding your ribs, back, and shoulders as well. This can warp them and damage the tissue. 

So what does a good binder look like? I’m going to use the binder I’ve had the best experience with as an example. The Ultimate Chest Binder Tank by underworks. I’ve bought two of these as I’ve needed them, I wore out my old one after a year and a half of use daily including at work.

So, straight off from the site, we know this seller is knowledgeable about their target audience. Chest binders are under the men’s section and you never see the word lesbian on any of them. The only thing marked for women under the chest binder section is a sports bra, put there because transgender men often use them for working out.

YES! Good binder!

The information section on the binder isn’t just two or three lines, it’s a whole paragraph. What is this binder made of? Medical grade 70% nylon and 30% spandex knit. It says it right there and is readily available information, you don’t have to dig through the seller’s ads for cheap wholesale jewelry in the description to find it. The listing also tells us how much of each material is used, information you must have when buying a chest binder. My personal rule of thumb? If it’s under 20% spandex or elastic, it’s trash. Our listing also tells us how to put the binder on, rather than making you struggle to figure it out on your own. Size chart and customer reviews are readily available on the listing and not buried under ads for other unrelated merchandise. 

Also from looking at the binder’s pictures, the front and back of the binder is made differently; the front is thicker and non transparent while the back can bee seen through a bit and is thin in comparison. This is because the front of the binder is made to compress and bind the chest and the back of the binder is not. All the binding is in the front, support in the back. 

Please, know the difference between an unsafe binder and a safe one. Save your money and avoid ones found on ebay. Can’t afford a binder still? There are programs for people who cannot buy one on their own or it is unsafe for them to buy one. One such I know of is the In a Bind program, they have fantastic service if a bit slow delivery time. Remember, this program is only for transgender men and nonbinary, cosplayers will have to go elsewhere or outright buy a binder.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

i’m sorry i don’t usually comment on posts but i keep trying to tell people this over and over again and a lot of the time nobody listens (hopefully they will now because this is an excellently constructed post)

an ebay binder pushed in one of my ribs and i barely wore it for any time at all (just less than an hour for convenience in my own backyard) because i knew it was bad but it seriously injured me that quickly.

the biggest problem is most people who give these things positive reviews have NEVER HAD A SAFE, PROPER BINDER BEFORE. therefore those positive reviews cannot be trusted! they don’t know how an actual binder is supposed to feel.

this is why i urge people not to include cheap ebay binders in their giveaways, especially. it’s not a game and it doesn’t matter how “safe” you are when using them or how well you advise people- they are NOT SAFE.

don’t harm people by trying to make it seem like it’s okay just because you want a couple more followers or to give something away because it’s cheap.

Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my

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this has been a psa thank u

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

rump-roast:

theteadrinkinghater:

piippiin:

elasticitymudflap:

THIS FUCKING FANDOM

i founD IT 

What if every single soundtrack in homestuck was like this

Is no one going to talk about how well done that actually was? A Capella homestuck, yo.

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